quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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