i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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