I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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