now i know why i became what i already was.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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