I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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