I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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