My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
