Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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