he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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