He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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