Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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