PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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