I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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