I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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