flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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