You work out of a Hotel?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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