IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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