Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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