only if we run a train.
done.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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