Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
