Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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