just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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