im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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