Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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