Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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