the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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