Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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