using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
too bad you live with your parents still
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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