Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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