The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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