operation have a gay friend backfired
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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