She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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