Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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