your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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