there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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