id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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