found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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