I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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