So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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