just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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