ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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