The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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