So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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