It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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