Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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