theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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