The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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