that's an acceptable place to lick
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I forget how to act sober
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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