it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize