And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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