i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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