I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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