You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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