I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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