I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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